i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
Vodka?
Forever.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
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