if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
New discovery: conditioner is better for jerking off than baby oil. Fuck yes.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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