I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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