I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i keep walking around campus wondering if anyone is as stoned as i am
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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