he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
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