used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
of course. lets lasso hookers.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
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