So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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