end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I see more hoeing in ur future
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