it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
everyone is single if you try hard enough
There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
I AM VODKA MAN
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Randomize
