Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
new years resolution: more sex, less car punching, more chipotle.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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