And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I need moral support for this bender
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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