She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
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