problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
dude i woke up to 20 missed calls from you, 3 from a blocked number and had 13 voicemails that all said "send me a picture of your tits."
so im guessing thats a no.....
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
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