after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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