How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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