Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Are my feet made of real feet?
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
CALL 911 HAND IS STUCK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL. HELP
Do we still have any pizza left from last night?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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