it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I got St Patrick's Day drunk on Friday and apparently ordered a Total Gym in the middle of the night
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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