How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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