When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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