I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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