yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
So much rum. So many feels.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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