But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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