Blind date just said "Can't wait till I'm married so i can let myself go". There will be no second date.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
dude pick up your phone
i cant. im high and theres a wild turkey in my backyard. wouldnt miss this moment for anything
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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