please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Drunk. But sober enough to know I hate gymnastics.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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