Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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