His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
don't judge my taste in strippers
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Will exercising make me less horny?
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