We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
yeah she's crazy. she fought a possum in my alley because it was "being a cagey little cunt"
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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