I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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