Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
How is it that you get into at least one taco related fight a year?
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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