1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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