This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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