adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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