i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
Randomize