I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
I love black thongs
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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