I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
returning from a 6am booty call in 2 feet of snow on a Tuesday is a bold new kind of low for me
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Unless you count my weekly workout where I drink wine, listen to obscure/cheesy records, and pretend I'm a ballerina...no. I don't exercise.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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