ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
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