yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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