I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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