i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Barsexuality is the new black.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
