I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
i'm gonna friendzone myself so you dont have to
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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