Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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