i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
We just broke my bed mid-sex, laughed, then continued. If that isn't true love I don't know what is.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
