i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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