He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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