You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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