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im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
Don’t fucking talk to that dude from monday!! Ethical consumption dude, don’t fuck shitty guys
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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