"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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