I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
Like "oh its Monday, gotta get wasted today!" not "oh its Monday.. Gotta go to class"
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
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