ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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