It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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