I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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