He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
annnnd thats why you don't tip your waiter by flashing them
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
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