i don't like sucking hair
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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