Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Randomize
