We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
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