Acid is not a monday night drug
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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