I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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