after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
I'll have to text you later. Trying to have civilized conversations with the boyfriends parents when I'm 100% aware I just blew their son in the bathroom 5 mins ago. Stay tuned.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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